As a runner, I would greatly appreciate it if you would not honk at me while I’m running. You may think this is clever, but every time you do, I am scared and trip. I’m very likely to totally bite it one day soon, so it would be lovely if you would stop. The same goes for shouting, hooting, and hollering.
Every Runner on the Road
P.S. I didn’t think it needed to be said, but just in case, let me be clear (because this has happened to several friends of mine): DO NOT THROW TRASH AT US!